brooooo u awake?
barely.. why u texting at 2AM? 😴
can’t sleep.. kept thinking abt that time i called my new boss MOM in the meeting 😶🌫️
LMAOOOOOOO 💀 bro i’m crying
like fr… “thanks mom… i mean MAAAM… i mean ma’am!” whole team DEAD 😂😂
u basically got adopted by your job
if i get promoted, should i call her “Dad” next??
pls don’t, u tryna be CEO or get blocked?? 🤣🤣
anyway u ever did this kinda thing?
bruh once called my teacher “babe” by mistake …
OOOOOOOO
class went silent… then someone coughed and it was just pure pain
we both need social training ngl
same bro.. let’s start tomorrow… or maybe next week 😬
ya.. let my embarrassment cool down first 🥲
go drink water… u dehydrated from all that anxiety 😂
u right… but what if i call the glass “mom” tho??
shutting down chat now. 💀